lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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