i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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