That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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