Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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