I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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