you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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