just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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