We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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