we made out on top of his cat.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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