He is an equal opportunity slut.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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