i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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