You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Randomize
