Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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