Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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