i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
My dad is sitting where you rode me
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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