Nicole vs. Life
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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