Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Damn victory sex feels great
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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