Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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