i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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