Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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