I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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