How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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