At least make sure they are 18
Why
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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