I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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