Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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