I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Randomize
