you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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