This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Randomize
