I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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