Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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