What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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