We won't sleep together?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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