Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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