I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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