I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
