Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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