I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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