She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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