Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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