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My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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