Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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