I don't think brook has ever known best
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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