this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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