Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm both gender and math confused
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
