Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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