She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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