David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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