is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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