I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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