Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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