I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
And then he peed in my hair
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