They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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