I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
