So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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