He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
