So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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