playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My bed is full of blood and feathers
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Randomize
